Stream of Consciousness

Writing always soothes me when it comes out quickly. When it comes out slowly, like mollases, it’s a depressing experience. It feels like that time when it was your birthday and you didn’t get the first piece of cake on YOUR cake and ohmygodauntelaineimsoupset. But when it comes out, just out… outtttttt, it’s a beautiful thing. Like poetry that someone actually cares about.

SO…

I remember looking at a painting. No I don’t… Maybe I do.

The future: ???

Why do I care so much about the future but not at all about the present. I need to do more right now to affect the then.

Astronaut Love Triangle

That’s all I can say.
Astronaut.
Love.
Triangle.
With murder.
Could this story get better?
Yes: there’s diapers.

Freer, more crappy story about it here

Global Climate Crisis Explained

Via Defective Yeti

Blasphemy Challenge

Kids Denouncing God on Camera: The Blasphemy Challenge

Evangelical atheists are as bad as evangelical theists.
Forcing your unprovable beliefs upon others is moronic.
Congratulations, you don’t think God exists.
Congratulations, you do.

Belief or disbelief of God takes a measure of faith, no matter how you slice it.
Fuck what Dawkins in his English accent says, Atheism deserves a capital letter, because it’s a religion.
Atheists who take part in this “Blasphemy Challenge” are hypocrites.
Atheists who attempt to convert theists to their religion are hypocrites.
Certain Atheists say that they’re a repressed minority in this country.
Certain Christians say the same thing.

Get over yourselves.

Use Only What You Need

Cool campaign from Denver Water.

States vs Countries

I found this interesting map from coyote blog

Each state’s name has been replaced with the country that its GDP is closest to.

The Beginning

I’m not really sure what will come out of this, yet.
Probably randomness, mixed with politics, mixed with rantings and ravings.
I’ll try to keep it funny, or interesting, at least.